tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.comments2023-10-04T16:08:28.334-04:00Snowpanic.comJon Granthamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10730444988594582302noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-2193716640501279022013-03-05T23:17:56.001-05:002013-03-05T23:17:56.001-05:00Simple! If there's no money, we'll cancel ...Simple! If there's no money, we'll cancel the storm......<br /><br />Then we'll call a council meeting and debate the lack of money, and hire a contractor to study the issue...SQR(-3E8)https://www.blogger.com/profile/13648568096610465266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-64437532139912091042010-02-24T15:32:43.322-05:002010-02-24T15:32:43.322-05:00Dear NEOhioian:
I'm a native West Sider. I wa...Dear NEOhioian:<br /><br />I'm a native West Sider. I was out helping the Red Cross in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blizzard_of_1978" rel="nofollow">Great Blizzard of 78</a>, when the Turnpike was closed border to border, and 100+ people were led in a human chain from cars along Brookpark Road to NASA.<br /><br />We had more snow in the Snowpocalypse than I ever saw that week.<br /><br />So be nice to poor Dr. SnowPanic, or I'll send <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoulardi" rel="nofollow">Ghoulardi</a> your address....Son of Dathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11348585344616319186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-43586460347143507882010-02-18T21:38:50.803-05:002010-02-18T21:38:50.803-05:00I believe it was a Lady Gaga Snowmaphrodite.I believe it was a Lady Gaga Snowmaphrodite.christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-47198703014730532362010-02-17T11:35:55.153-05:002010-02-17T11:35:55.153-05:00Wait... they can afford pricey artworks, antique c...Wait... they can afford pricey artworks, antique cars, fine furnishings, & a McMansion, but not a professional roofer? <br /><br />I guess times are tough all over.christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-85443234937365352522010-02-10T13:09:01.661-05:002010-02-10T13:09:01.661-05:00I'm panicking!!! What about looters? Will we.....I'm panicking!!! What about looters? Will we... I mean they have access?christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-84529918340472333742010-02-05T21:35:55.832-05:002010-02-05T21:35:55.832-05:00And, clearly, Mother Earth is merely trying to sti...And, clearly, Mother Earth is merely trying to stimulate the economy.christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-38291652726390557172010-02-05T21:34:30.519-05:002010-02-05T21:34:30.519-05:00Clearly humans cannot survive two or three days wi...Clearly humans cannot survive two or three days with the items already in their pantry.christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-35257891172788330942010-02-05T14:55:34.152-05:002010-02-05T14:55:34.152-05:00Or MinneySoda Vice?
I lived in M-SP area, and not...Or MinneySoda Vice?<br /><br />I lived in M-SP area, and not only IS everyone nice; they celebrate winter. The BIG society event is the Winter Carnival, where they build a 3-story castle out of ice. There's many hard feelings if it's not cold enough to remain intact.Son of Dathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11348585344616319186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-61091875261010447642010-02-05T11:48:36.561-05:002010-02-05T11:48:36.561-05:00I'm sorry, should that be "Minnesotan Ice...I'm sorry, should that be "Minnesotan Ice"?christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-71115463592129360572010-02-05T10:57:14.634-05:002010-02-05T10:57:14.634-05:00Maybe it's more specific to the "Minnesot...Maybe it's more specific to the "Minnesota Nice" phenomenon.Jon Granthamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10730444988594582302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-38787675535467735692010-02-05T09:42:59.599-05:002010-02-05T09:42:59.599-05:00crap. midwesterners are dull sometimes, but not m...crap. midwesterners are dull sometimes, but not more polite than anyone else.Hopping Madhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15728631236114744807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-70435375815382640882010-02-03T23:11:22.397-05:002010-02-03T23:11:22.397-05:00Two ways to look at it, you choose:
1) It's a...Two ways to look at it, you choose:<br /><br />1) It's a rerun. In the Good Old Daze, we didn't get reruns until May or June, but now.... Feb.<br /><br />2) Can we start drinking early?Son of Dathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11348585344616319186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-3153060295967086142010-01-30T12:49:24.450-05:002010-01-30T12:49:24.450-05:00It's happening AGAIN! We won't be rescued ...It's happening AGAIN! We won't be rescued for days.<br /><br />And Bill is not even throwing a party. <br /><br />Is it no longer safe to assume we'll be spared if he's not?Son of Dathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11348585344616319186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-85604337563194220762009-12-22T13:24:57.452-05:002009-12-22T13:24:57.452-05:00Boy am I glad I stayed home...Boy am I glad I stayed home...christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-61028329998858578202009-12-22T01:26:05.522-05:002009-12-22T01:26:05.522-05:00That really was a nice shovel. :)That really was a nice shovel. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-50330012262560171842009-12-21T20:48:53.457-05:002009-12-21T20:48:53.457-05:00The fact that you are the only entry to make deadl...The fact that you are the only entry to make deadline does not lessen our sincerest admiration for the subtle grace of your stanza.<br /><br />San D is a lovely pun on sandy, which evokes the sandy beaches of your new home. It also spells "sand", compelling the reader to compare and contrast the white sands with our present snowpocalypse referenced in the first line.<br /><br />And we here at SnowPanic.com will be eternally grateful for the ergonomic shovel you allowed us to buy from you before you moved.<br /><br />:)christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-34784265836783974342009-12-21T20:43:00.773-05:002009-12-21T20:43:00.773-05:00The fact that you are the only entry to make deadl...The fact that you are the only entry to make deadline does not lessen our sincerest admiration for the subtle grace of your stanza.<br /><br />San D is a lovely pun on sandy, which evokes the sandy beaches of your new home. It also spells "sand", compelling the reader to compare and contrast the white sands with our present snowpocalypse referenced in the first line. <br /><br />And we here at SnowPanic.com will be eternally grateful for the ergonomic shovel you allowed us to buy before you moved.<br /><br />:)christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-57304738355858984352009-12-21T20:27:31.993-05:002009-12-21T20:27:31.993-05:00Very, very glad.Very, very glad.christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-37213284611869626582009-12-20T23:27:13.248-05:002009-12-20T23:27:13.248-05:00Thank you! Thank you! I couldn't have done it ...Thank you! Thank you! I couldn't have done it without the help of my wonderful husband, my loving children and all of my friends in San Diego and in Maryland. I would also like to thank the judging board, for this truly amazing honor. I was like the only entry, right? :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-40462558029266488832009-12-20T05:28:10.196-05:002009-12-20T05:28:10.196-05:00He brought a gun to a snowball fight? Now THAT'...He brought a gun to a snowball fight? Now THAT'S panic!christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924518380861724550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-59270107358254773212009-12-20T00:08:46.162-05:002009-12-20T00:08:46.162-05:00Also, you stand a much better chance of surviving ...Also, you stand a much better chance of surviving if you are a cute girl. Good luck!Feersum Endjinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01554056724719965550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-21461518656100122092009-12-19T17:33:33.114-05:002009-12-19T17:33:33.114-05:00I make no guarantees, but I think you are unlikely...I make no guarantees, but I think you are unlikely to be turned away if you show up with alcohol. Good luck!Jon Granthamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10730444988594582302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-85471004748258397132009-12-19T17:30:01.534-05:002009-12-19T17:30:01.534-05:00Dear DSP,
I am planning to attend BC party in Cro...Dear DSP,<br /><br />I am planning to attend BC party in Crofton, but don't have any TP to spare. Can you suggest any alternatives? <br /><br />Another Friend of Bill<br /><br />PS: After some digging I did find an old copy of "Wealth Without Risk" that recommends maxing out my credit cards to buy stock and/or real estate. Would this work? It is very absorbent, but otherwise not very useful.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12395539220420972720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-10708009330811234112009-12-19T17:04:14.178-05:002009-12-19T17:04:14.178-05:00Heard that on NPR this morning. Passengers inside...Heard that on NPR this morning. Passengers inside train were unbearably hot. Passengers in their cars were extremely cold. Aren't you glad to be snug inside your home?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3019895888838762924.post-7731860291925175062009-12-19T17:01:42.974-05:002009-12-19T17:01:42.974-05:00They can watch to Saints beat the Cowboys and be t...They can watch to Saints beat the Cowboys and be thankful it's not them!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com