Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Leave this to the pro...the amateurs, I mean

The Washington City Paper has unveiled a "Snow Panic Index", which they are using to track the upcoming...what do we call it...The Snow Awakens?

I guess I should have registered the domain and the trademark.

Unfortunately, they fall into the trap of pegging their index to the extent to which we should panic, whereas Dr. Snowpanic knows that what really matters is the panic that defies all reason.