You Had One Job, Snow Measuring Person

The recent snowstorm landed in DC's top 5 but not its top 3. Or did it? The Washington Post is reporting that the people in charge of measuring the official DC total at National Airport may have botched the job. Great, so what happens now? Do we throw the red challenge flag? Can anyone find it in all this snow? Do we have to do the snowstorm over again? Arrrgh!

Neither rain nor...no, I guess just rain...

The Post Office is calling it quits in the region; planning to try again Monday.

Let's Be Careful Out There

Just a PSA to be careful when shoveling snow, especially for those of us north of 40 years and not in the best of shape. The Washington Post reports the sad story of a 60-year-old man who expired while shoveling this morning. Personally, I am leaning towards just letting it melt.

Fire & Ice

We have been spared the panic-worthy stories for the most part, but they are starting to trickle in.

The Washington Post brings us the picture of some poor sap in Silver Spring who had more than the usual trouble driving in a blizzard.

Name that Storm!

The local NBC 4 Storm Team out of DC predicts that this winter storm will surpass "Snowmaggedon" of February 5 & 6, 2010, the official depth of which they labeled 17.8 inches.

We here at Snowpanic.com fondly remember that storm. The twins were gestating, a newborn Snowpanic website was getting some traction... but the name is used, and a bit tired.

Today's storm is predicted to be 18 to 24 to 30 inches in the DC Metro area. So what shall we call the current winter storm, East Coast 2016?

Top five suggestions will be put up for a vote.

Dr. Snowpanic Gets Results!

I noticed a Washington Post article recapping area laws about shoveling your sidewalk. DC gives you a relatively skimpy 8 (daylight) hours after the snow stops falling. The article said that Prince George's County gives you 24 hours. I know, however, that PG gives you 48 hours. This is important, because there are going to be less than 48 hours between the end of last night's inchpocalypse and the onset of the end-of-times snow we're getting this weekend. I am not throwing my back out clearing an inch of snow that's going to be buried under 3 more feet by the end of the weekend.

So I tweeted at the post (my only regret is not using the official Dr. Snowpanic twitter account). And they corrected it! I mean, they didn't mention in the article that they had corrected it, which seems a bit weird, but hey.

DC gets inch of snow; grinds to a halt

"Lengthy, slow-moving commutes."

Well, thank goodness we never get much more than that.

Closed even if there's no snow!

The University of Maryland announced that it will be closed Friday through Sunday. Even though the Post says that "it’s not out of the question the snow holds off until Friday evening."
I bet the students who are needlessly missing 8am lectures will be upset...on second thought...

Stop Trying to Make Jonas Happen

The Weather Channel got the idea a few year back that winter storms should have names, just like hurricanes. It's not an awful idea, but what is particularly bad about it is that they have appointed themselves name choosers. And they're not good at it. Snowmaggedon is a great name for a storm. "Remember Snowmaggedon?" "Yeah, I was home from school for a week." Jonas is not. "Remember Jonas?" "Yeah, I think I sat next to him in biology class."

Leave this to the pro...the amateurs, I mean

The Washington City Paper has unveiled a "Snow Panic Index", which they are using to track the upcoming...what do we call it...The Snow Awakens?

I guess I should have registered the domain and the trademark.

Unfortunately, they fall into the trap of pegging their index to the extent to which we should panic, whereas Dr. Snowpanic knows that what really matters is the panic that defies all reason.

THREATS TO LIFE & PROPERTY

Also, is it my imagination, or does the outline of the purple area on the map look like Southern France?

January 22 and 23, 2016

That's what I'm talking about.